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This is some news, Robbie Williams the British pop star is all set to make his screen debut by staring as Capt. Kirk in the next Star Trek movie which is yet to be titled. A huge fan of sci-fi movies, the singer has been offered the role of Captain James T Kirk, which was made famous by William Shatner in the original TV series and subsequent films. JJ Abrams, the director is in the final stages of talks with Williams. This shall be a good thing to happen to Robbie if he can land the role, as many people are tired of his stupid claims that he can see GOD and what not. Didn’t Shatner wear corsets to keep the adipose tissue under control? Ideal role model (or roll model?) for this football hooligan turned pop yodelller. Hmm…Captain James T Cunt of the starship Cunterprise…nope – don’t think he’s even got enough talent for that. He should stick to the competitive eating contests as I’ve heard he can find lots of room to stick a big wiener.

Katharine McPhee has recently taken on a new role of being sex symbol but this is taking it to a whole new level. During her performance of her latest single ‘Love Story’ on the Friday taping of ‘The Tonight Show with Jay Leno’, Kat accidentally flashed the nation her panties.

You’re not likely to catch it while watching her performance because it all happened so fast. It’s quite an entertaining performance because of the dance sequence that had her jumping around, thus the panty flashing.

Here’s a tip for you Kat. Next time, wear a longer dress. Better yet, wear some pants.

Jessica Alba has recently rejoined the list of Hollywood’s hottest single actors. The news was released a few days ago that she has split up from boyfriend Cash Warren. She was in Europe doing promotion for her latest film “Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer” when she broke up with him over the phone. Cash Warren is a production assistant that she met on the set of the original “Fantastic Four” in 2005. She is already being touted throughout the tabloids as newly available. I’m sure her many male fans are glad to hear that. She gave no reason for breaking off the relationship. Perhaps she met a romantic French man that she’s keeping a secret from us all.

Pop star/actress Hilary Duff drove a young fan to tears by refusing to sign autographs, according to U.S. reports. The star was dining out with her family at Pier 36 Seafood and Oyster bar in Richmond, Texas, last week when she reportedly snubbed the child.

The young girl was accompanied by a nine-year-old pal, and both were carrying posters and T-shirts for their idol to sign. She may be in some bad mood and was very rude ‘I don’t really get to spend a lot of time with my family; sorry’ and walked out the door. She made one of the little girls cry.” There are times when I think fans are intrusive when celebs are eating and in the bathroom. however, if this was an isolated incident without a lot of fans holding her up I would agree to the brush off… but this was rude…Hillary it would have taken 2 seconds to make a little girls dream come true. I think she felt that two young girls could have mobbed her, hahaha.

Sexy Jessica Alba is single again after reportedly splitting from longtime boyfriend Cash Warren. The actress split from her beau by phone recently while promoting new film Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer in Europe, according to USmagazine.com.
Alba started dating the production assistant after meeting him on the set of the original Fantastic Four in 2005. Too bad for Cash. If Jessica needs a rebound guy I would be most happy to help her out. Actually I wouldn’t be helping her at all, but it would really help me. She is the most beautiful celebrity out there in my opinion, so my chances aren’t very good(about 00000000000000000000000000000.1 to 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 or less. Anyway I can dream can’t I? Now all men wait with awaited breath to know who among them is the new beau of this sexy lady on phone talking to them.

Hollywood heart-throb Zac Efron prefers British women to American girls because they are more stylish. The 19-year-old – who is dating his High School Musical co-star Vanessa Hudgens – spent time in the U.K. to promote new movie Hairspray and admits his favorite part was meeting his British fans. He says, “I love the way girls dress in the U.K. It’s not so much about being pretty as it is about being different. I think that’s really awesome. You don’t get clones here – everyone has their own style. I don’t want to bash my American girls thought, because they are close to my heart.” Flavors keeping changing and we always like things that are different from the customary. If someday Zac happens to visit the middle-east Asia then he could fancy those Burqa clad girls as well because they are quite different from what the British women, but I cannot say whether or not the style for the burqa clad women would be so appealing to him as the style is always the same, and the color black.

A former star of the hit sitcom “Full House” recently tied the knot Vegas style. Jodie Sweetin is known best for her role as Stephanie Tanner, the middle and annoying sister. We haven’t seen much of her since until last year when she confessed to having a methamphetamine addiction when the hit TV show ended in 1995. The 25 year old married 30 year old Cody Herpin in the Little Church of the West on the Vegas Strip. She also made news a few months ago when she was photographed showing off what appeared to be a new boob job. She recently returned to TV as the host of the Fuse television show called “Pants Off, Dance Off” where people strip to their favorite music video. I have yet to see this show myself but it sounds better then the last show she was on. I’m sure this one doesn’t end with a cheesy family moment every single episode. Good for her.

Actress Evangeline Lilly found the experience of having all her possessions destroyed when a fire swept through her home “really liberating and exciting.” The Lost star’s Hawaiian property burned to the ground in December 2006. Despite being homeless, the optimistic 27-year-old decided the blaze, which was caused by an electrical fault, was a good thing. There could be just two reasons I can think of as to why she felt like this. Either she had a big insurance cover for the property which would have made her millions instantly or she a few really important thing of her best kept secrets at that house and was happy she didn’t have go far to destroy them. Like which person would like her house burn into flames and yet keep the face smiling. Some of these people in Hollywood are weirdos and even a mental health care unit cannot treat then because is their disease it is hard to diagnose.

Lindsay Lohan had been slated to star in a movie called “Poor Things”. Producers had agreed to wait for Lohan to complete rehab before beginning production. Lindsay left the Promises rehab center July 13th and was spotted only a few days later partying in Vegas with friends. Because of this producers have raised concerns about her post rehab partying and have since cancelled the film. It was reported that bond companies were uncomfortable with Lohan’s behavior and pulled funding from the movie. Every report that I saw about Lindsay’s night out mentioned that she wasn’t out of control or obviously intoxicated. Just last night she also turned herself into police officially for the drunken driving incident so that she can accept responsibility for the accident. I find it a little unfair that the movie people are so quick to cut her loose. What happened to second chances? Oh well, it’s not as if Lindsay can’t get another job.

Italian fashion queen Donatella Versace has praised her daughter Allegra during her battle with anorexia. In March the 21-year-old heir of the Versace Empire began seeking medical treatment for the eating disorder, which she had suffered from for many years. She might be the queen of a fashion empire but let me tell you her looks are a big turn off, Did she used to be a man???? She has had some horrid plastic surgery! She needs to leave her lips alone. If she did she would be attractive (maybe). She’s got that tan skin look which I wonder which crème de la got her to look like that. And the condition of her daughter is because she didn’t give her proper attention. All you high priced snotty fashion designers don’t give a damn! about regular size people (14-30) and you only focus on waif looking anorexia models to present your clothing line. Instead of doing something for the good of these models, she is actually creating more models who have eating disorders and are more of size zero, malfunctioning wardrobes and malnutrition models.

Animals right campaigners People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals (PETA) have joined America’s Humane Society in condemning Britney Spears’ recent purchase of a puppy. Spears’ has come under fire for buying a Yorkshire terrier called London from a pet store. She has previously owned three other dogs Lacey, Lucky and Bit-Bit, but has not been seen with the pooches for months. She can barely look after herself and her kids, and she’s tossed away so many dogs before. The only dog Britney is responsible enough to care for is a stuffed toy. But PETA should also be more considerate with Britney, like that does it want from her – maintain a sales purchase register to tell them when she took the dogs out to shit and what foods she gave them. PETA must treat people ethically as well. Give the woman her space, she’s bought a dog, her forth one so she must be keeping the first three well and therefore made the decision on the forth. It’s a doggy dog life for Britney.

Supermodel Petra Nemcova has become a vegan after reading up on the planet’s fish problems. The stunning Czech Republic catwalk star reveals she gave up meat and dairy in February because she wants to set an example and help save ocean life. I think it’s good of her. People are killing of our fish and other sea creatures, land animals are being killed off too. We should just work with what we got and just leave endangered animals alone. In the future there won’t be any animals left the way we’re going, just a few in the zoo in a cage for kids to throw peanuts at. Way to go Petra! Good luck! I hear these Chinese people eat all kinds of weird lizards and what not, that’s yuck. I don’t eat fish, so I guess I’m helping out. I can’t say much for the cows, and chickens. We better start caring for the environment sooner than later or else a few tasty species will soon be seen only in the menu cards of our restaurants and in the picture books.

Samantha Ronson is out to prove just how much she values her friendship with Lindsay Lohan.
The Los Angeles disc jockey has filed a multimillion-dollar libel suit against paparazzi agency Sunset Photo and gossip blogger Perez Hilton for daring to suggest she betrayed Lohan by planting drugs in the actress’ car and selling her out to the paparazzi.
She also objected to claims circulated by the sites that she had accepted money from a photo agency in exchange for setting up shots of an incapacitated Lohan.
Celebrity Babylon editor-in-chief Jill Ishkanian said the site had yet to be served with the suit as of Tuesday afternoon, while Mario Lavandeira, aka Perez Hilton, said he did not deserve to be named as a defendant.
“My inclusion in the lawsuit against Sunset News & Photo is without merit and publicity-seeking.
Ronson, who has been frequently photographed alongside Lohan, was along for the ride when the actress crashed her Mercedes convertible in the wee hours of May 26, resulting in her arrest for driving under the influence and subsequent stint in rehab.
The following night, it was Ronson’s turn to drive Lohan home after a late night at the clubs. While chauffeuring her passed-out pal, she stopped for gas, giving shutterbugs the opportunity to snap the infamous shots of a slack-jawed Lohan slumped over in the passenger seat.
Shortly thereafter, Celebrity Babylon published a report about the incident, citing a source who insisted the stop was premeditated.
“The car was only down a quarter tank and yet Samantha stopped for gas. She has a side deal with a photo agency and they paid her to make the pit stop!” the source was quoted as saying.
The site also cited other sources who claimed Ronson was the owner of the contraband found in Lohan’s car.
The deejay claims the sites damaged her professional reputation by publishing the statements, and exposed her to “hatred, contempt, ridicule and obloquy” by making her appear to be a “disloyal, dishonest friend who ‘sold out’ and ‘set up’ her friend Lohan for personal financial gain.”
She is seeking no less than $20 million in damages, plus legal fees.

Can you say finally?!

Kevin Federline is reportedly looking for a job. Good thing too. Because we all know that Britney’s money can only come sweeping into the door for so long.

The failed rapper/actor/husband has reportedly met with a Los Angeles radio station. A source says that he’s going to do some stuff at the station and that he has gone on an interview with KIIS. He’s apparently in talks to become a DJ on the station.

Since no one wants to play his music, it’s as close as he’s going to get. It’s a pretty smart move if you ask me.

It seems like Lance Bass caught himself a penny pincher. His new boy toy, the Brazilian model Pedro Andrade shocked a poor bartender at the swank New York City club Butter when the model ordered over $70 worth of drinks and tipped a mere $5.

The bartender spoke to some people saying that he gets tipped at least twice as much on that many drinks. She also commented on how gross Pedro was with his bright orange tan. Don’t the rules of etiquette say that you should at tip about 20% of your purchase? And what’s worse, is that Pedro used to be a bartender himself. Shame on you!

The key to selling more albums is to reach out to more fans. Enrique Iglesias did it some time ago and now, Hilary Duff followed his footsteps.

Hilary played a short set at West Hollywood gay club Popstarz over the weekend. She performed two songs from her latest album for the packed dance floor seemingly filled with Hilary fans. The club was at twice its normal capacity for a Friday night as Hilary’s fans made like sardines in a can and paid the $15 cover charge just to see Hilary shake her thing around the stage for less than 10 minutes.

Sounds like Britney.

In the world were celebrities aren’t completely over until they’ve tried to reconcile for ten thousand times, it should come as no surprise that Kylie Minogue would do the same. It seems that she and ex-boyfriend, French actor Olivier Martinez, are working on a reconciliation.

The two have been spotted together on a series of dates recently. Witnesses have caught them kissing and hugging publicly in the streets of Paris.

While I can’t deny that Olivier is hot, is Kylie really that desperate? I mean, she’s equally, if not more, hot than the guy and we are all aware of the singer’s sex appeal. So why is she settling for her own scraps?

Heiress and former runway model Ivanka Trump is joining the board of the gaming company that bears her flamboyant father’s name. The next in the morning I fixed an interview with her (in my dreams alright) to get her to talk about the success and here is what she would have had to say – Ivanka Trumpet ‘how wonderful I am. And how I struggled and broke fingernail’s to get where I am. I s*ear I could have had any dad in the world no matter how poor and I’d still be where I am today, on top of the world looking down on you all. My daddy and his money had nothing to do with where I am today. I got here on my own, one; let me see, two, my own two feet yes. She must be very tired at the end of the day wearing forty pounds of makeup around must be hard on the back.’ So predictable of her to say so that I didn’t have to get her to sit and do the interview.

Daniel Radcliffe admits to needing advice on acting in the nude. He says that he turned to actor Gary Oldman for tips because he knew the fellow actor had done nudity on stage. Radcliffe starred in the London play Equus which required some nudity on Radcliffe’s part. The advice Oldman gave him was that the first two nights would be terrifying and that after that, he wouldn’t care anymore. Daniel said the advice was helpful and proved to be true. Being naked in front of almost a thousand people would be daunting for most people. I’m not sure all of the advice in the world would make it easy. However, it was important for Radcliffe to take on the theatrical role and break away from the restraints of Harry Potter. It’s hard to avoid being typecast after playing the same role for so many years. It takes a lot of courage to grow and do new things. It can only help his career in the future.

Kelly Clarkson may be an American Idol alum already but that doesn’t mean she’s free from the crabby rants and raves of Simon Cowell. Simon has turned his sharp tongue on Kelly due to her ongoing feud with Sony/BMG boss Clive Davis. And he is firmly on Clive’s side.

Kelly recently told the press about she understands that an 80-year old wouldn’t like her album. In Clive’s defense, Simon says that Clive isn’t 80 but if he is, he still has a better grasp of the music business than 99 percent of the people in the industry that are in their 20s, 30s or 40s. ‘He is the boss of the record company, and it’s his job to advise’.

Compared to his other musings, that’s pretty tame. And actually, it’s well on the money.