Tattle Tart

British singer Lily Allen caused a ruckus at London’s Notting Hill Carnival on Monday, by forcibly removing new reggae artist Bobby Kray off the stage. The Smile hitmaker, who has recently canceled a spate of gigs due to illness, dived on stage and wrestled Kray for the microphone, before pushing him off the edge. She’s about the biggest idiot ever. She has a good voice – but so do a lot of people. If you don’t have the character to pull it off – you won’t last long in the business. What a witch. Don’t all you guys out there think that we can do well without some of these really dump singers. To me she looks like a kid and behaves like one too. Kray hit back by throwing a pint of Guinness over the star. Well done Kray, even if she likes ur music or anything about you that shouldn’t stop you from teaching a wild pony that what is it like hitting a wild bull.

Kelly Osbourne is romancing a wannabe rocker called Jarred Corbell. The TV star-turned-singer revealed the identity of her new love after she was accused of kissing Gym Class Heroes singer Travis McCoy at the Reading Festival in England at the weekend. Sounds more like the “wannabe rocker” is romancing her….come on. . . . if she wasn’t Ozzy’s daughter – would he be attracted to that? She think she can be an item just coz she’s got that last name of Osbourne with and feels that’s enough to attract some young boys into her life. She just as stupid as girls can get, can’t she figure out that the young wannabe and upcoming rocker is just looking to take advantage of her name and hopefully cash in on the same. Well I think there is a good chance that she knows this view as well and know that’s just fun that she is looking for.

“Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End” dominated the seventh-annual Teen Choice Awards Sunday, taking honors for Choice Movie: Action Adventure.

The movie’s stars Johnny Depp, Keira Knightley and Bill Nighy also took home awards.

“High School Musical 2″ also scored with Choice TV: Movie, as did two of its stars. Zac Efron was dubbed “Choice Male Hottie” and Vanessa Hudgens “Choice Music Breakout Artist: Female.”

The Disney Channel movie’s presence was felt early in the show, which opened with a 50th-reunion spoof, replacing the youthful cast members with senior citizens.

Even “Choice Comedian” Dane Cook thanked the “HSM2″ team, joking, “I couldn’t have done this without you.”

Sophia Bush was the night’s biggest competitive individual-category winner, scoring three awards: Choice Movie Breakout: Female, Choice Movie Actress: Horror/Thriller for “The Hitcher” and Choice Movie Actress: Comedy for “John Tucker Must Die.”

Justin Timberlake also scored multiple honors. He won for Choice Music: Male Artist, Choice Music: Payback Track for “What Goes Around . . ..,” and was honored with a special, Teen Choice answer to a lifetime-achievement award, “Ultimate Choice.”

For all of the show’s celebration of youth, it was 53-year-old John Travolta who seemed to cause the biggest stir with the 6,000-plus member audience, generating screams and a standing ovation as he walked to the stage to accept the Choice Summer Movie: Comedy/Musical for “Hairspray.”

Hosted by one-time kid stars Hilary Duff and Nick Cannon, the show was telecast by Fox Sunday night from the Gibson Amphitheatre at Universal Studios Hollywood, with awards doled out at lightning speed.

R&B singer Keyshia Cole may have caused a lot of legal trouble for R. Kelly by mistake. Hasn’t she heard of keeping it on the DL?

In an MTV News interview, Keyshia said “We’re actually going on tour together in October.” Nothing wrong with that except R. Kelly is scheduled to start his child porn trial on September 17.

Rumors have been going around that Kelly’s defense team expects him to be acquitted on all charges, meaning no jail time meaning the tour is on. His representative responded on Thursday with “Reports that R. Kelly is planning a concert tour in October are not true. Kelly is currently focused on preparing for his trial and has no definite plans for anything beyond that.”

Janet Jackson’s infamous breast-baring wardrobe malfunction at the 2004 Super Bowl has topped a list of celebrity scandals. The singer was performing a duet with Justin Timberlake during half-time at the American football final when she accidentally flashed a breast. Ha Ha The Jackson’s are all getting long in the tooth and ugly. But for Janet she’s still very cute and sexy as for the rest of the family yes Virginia vampire’s are real. She is cute alright but when she bared her breast that not just the worst malfunction but it was all the most bizarre thing that I have seen on screen not because I saw her breast but because that scene for me was really one that left a bad taste in my mouth, those breast didn’t look good at all. For me they are the worst I have ever seen.

Amy Winehouse’s North American tour has been cancelled on Tuesday afternoon. Sad news for everyone including Paolo Nutini who was set to open up all her shows. But at the same time, it’s good news so she can get her act together and not cancel shows suddenly.

Upon the cancellation, her record label released a statement about it.

“Due to the rigors involved in touring, Amy Winehouse has been advised to postpone her upcoming September US and Canadian tour dates. All ticket holders may obtain refunds at their point of purchase. Amy’s European and UK tour dates in October and November remain in place. Plans are being made to reschedule her US tour for early 2008. Until then, Amy has been ordered to rest and is working with medical professionals to address her health.”

On the Hollywood starlet scale of justice, Lindsay Lohan rates more of a Nicole Richie than a Paris Hilton. Her father said that jail would be devastating for her? Oh cry me a river. Paris got through 23 days just fine… and is possibly a better person for it. One day in jail isn’t going to do a **** bit of good. Neither has rehab… so far, though I’m sure 3 months in jail would do wonders. I really do hope this time rehab works, if not for her, than for all the people who have to share the road with her. She has been one lucky little girl. I find it maddening (to say the least) that the court seems to put so little importance on what she’s done. If she had been wandering around crazy drunk shooting off a loaded gun at people, and missing, she would still be charged with SOMETHING more significant for being in possession of and discharging a dangerous weapon. Only instead of a gun, the dangerous weapon is a car and she’s been fortunate not to hit anyone. It’s a shame that some innocent person may have to loose their life before the courts, and Lohan’s parents, wise up.

Beth is really HOTTTT! I love the Shape she is in, very tired of older ladies with skeleton bodies and Anti-Aging crèmes. I’m in school for Fashion Design and have never been a normal size. Currently, after loosing my curvaceous, voluptuous shape I can’t find anything with style and flair, they’re too big and meant for girls with sexy, blossomed tops. Appreciate what God gave you before he makes a “chalkboard” out of you SISTER.
In addition, research other states, it may the town your in. Truly, they have Laws that states” No undercutting/save money on material”. However, it depends on the state, and the Store buyer. Big Girls are VERY BEAUTIFUL. Good Luck on your Rock ‘N’ Roll Career. I’ll design something ULTRA SEXY for yah-shortly. For me what I wear is fashion and fashion means comfortable wearing couple good looks and that is fashion. If Beth Likes what she wears then that’s that the end of the debate.

Lily Allen’s not smiling about being placed on the no-fly list. The British pop brat has been forced to postpone her U.S. tour and pull out of performing at the MTV Video Music Awards due to problems with her American work visa. Yes the American visa agencies have done the right thing in preventing a person with a violent past record from entering the country. As for work she can find it elsewhere and why only it is North America that everyone wants to invade for earning their bread. We must protect our borders, it’s obvious that she want to work here and American jobs, get out money. AMERICA has already lost thousands of jobs to other developing markets – India has taken a huge chunk of software jobs and China has eroded the manufacturing industry. Isn’t there work for her in the European Union and in the rapidly developing countries of Asia? I say this is food for thought. She will though have to miss out on the opportunity to perform at next month’s MTV VMA.

He’s been wed to Rebecca Romijn little more than a month, but Jerry O’Connell already has a few marital tricks up his sleeve – or, to be more precise, down his pants.

“I get very nervous when I have to take my wedding ring off,” O’Connell, 33, told at Monday’s DVD release party for Ugly Betty: The Complete First Season – The Bettyfied Edition. “But I have to everyday at work, so I safety pin it to my underwear so I’ll never forget it.”

Playing a ringless divorcée on the new fall ABC show Carpoolers, O’Connell will soon get to turn the tables on his wife, 34, who is about to reprise her role in the upcoming second season of Ugly Betty.

“They said there was a role for my ex-wife, and they wanted my real wife to play it,” O’Connell says, “I said [to her], ‘I did Ugly Betty, so now you’re on Carpoolers.”

His new show follows four men from all walks of life who carpool to work: one has eight kids, another has a new baby, one’s a dad with a 30-year-old son still living in the house, and yet another is newly divorced guy (O’Connell) who “hates the world.”

But unlike his character, O’Connell continues to see life through rose-colored glasses.

“I highly suggest marriage to all my friends who are dating,” O’Connell gushes as he happens to be holding Romijn’s discarded high heels. “I have a lot of friends who date but aren’t ready to make that step, and it’s like, ‘Just do it, it’s so much fun and such a relief.’ ”

As for where Romijn keeps her ring: “She leaves it at home by the sink,” says her husband. “I like wearing my wedding ring, it’s nice.”

Hilary Duff is such a bad driver, her friends and family avoids getting into the car when she is behind the wheel. The star may be able to sing, act and dance but admits driving is not one of her greatest talents. Why is that some of these celebs can’t drive a car properly, be Lindsay, Paris and now Hilary they always bust up with their cars, I love driving my car and in the past 5 years I might have had only one small mishap in which no one got hurt just a small bump. Like what is with them that they cannot pull out a simple car out of the garage, the car is not a supersonic jet that needs high skills to even take it of the ground. I maybe right because you know I think Ms.Duff is bonker’s. She needs to take up a month long course at a driving school who will teach her the basic rules of left and right and where the steering wheel is.

Jessica Simpson dumped husband Nick Lachey after a soul-searching trip to Kenya, Africa. The pop star/actress – who split from Lachey in December 2005 after three years of marriage – reveals she was on a charity mission in Africa when she realized her relationship was over. “People out there need to go to third world countries and sit with children for a little bit.” These words look like a politician speaking at an electoral campaign speech, she couldn’t save her own marriage and she intends to save the people of the third world country and bring a few smiles to their faces. Jessica next time you have something to say, kindly ask your reps that these words from your mouth would sound like you or like some misplaced out of context words. The healing and other worldly words are not what look good on a star singer like her, may be she is preparing for a rehab stint.

Zac Efron has really made the so-called awkwardness of adolescence work in his favor.
“The new American heartthrob,” as Rolling Stone dubbed its Aug. 9 cover boy, has signed on to star in the comedy Seventeen, a Big-in-reverse tale of a 36-year-old man who wakes up one morning to find himself a high school senior again. Efron, 19, who’s currently in theaters playing Link Larkin, the big—yet sensitive—man on campus in Hairspray, made a name for himself last year as the basketball jock who falls for the brainy girl in the Disney Channel phenomenon High School Musical, one of the cable network’s most successful original movies ever. So most probably by the looks of it Zac is the next super star in the making and if things remain upbeat as they are now then there’s no stopping this young fella from reaching the dizzy height of stardom. Zac Efron Seventeen and Counting, best of luck.

If only the other girls in Hollywood would be like her. Britney, Paris, Lindsay and everyone else that could otherwise fall into the same category, you all should be more like Mandy Moore. Here’s what she says when it comes to partying and drugs.

“I’ve probably been drunk, maybe, four times in my entire life. Honestly. I guess I’m a bit of a lightweight. I have a better time enjoying one glass of wine and just being relaxed. It’s a bit of a control thing – I don’t like not being in control of my words. I like to go to bed at 10pm, or 10.30pm, because I like to wake up at 7am. Maybe for some people drink and drugs work for them, but I’m not a tortured artist. I wouldn’t turn to some sort of substance to make me feel better, I’d turn to writing.”

Backstreet Boy Howie Dorough and his longtime girlfriend, Leigh Boniello, are engaged

They plan to marry later this year. “She wasn’t expecting it, and I was quite nervous – more nervous about proposing to her in front of 40 family and friends than about performing in front of 40,000 people onstage,” Dorough says of the New Year’s Eve proposal at Boniello’s family home in New Jersey.

The couple, both 33, met in 2000, when Boniello, a film-exec-turned-real-estate-broker, was working as the Backstreet Boys’ Webmaster.

They say they were “very careful” to keep their engagement private at first, but with the wedding right around the corner, felt it was finally time to share the news. “We’re very, very excited,” says Dorough.

The proposal to his “soulmate” was carefully planned in a matter of days. Dorough says he looked “at least 40 or 50 diamonds” before he prepared his “Will you marry me?” speech while he and an unsuspecting Boniello were on an annual benefit cruise. (The trip was to support the Dorough Lupus Foundation, founded in honor of his late sister.)

“And I asked her mother, father and grandmother for their permission,” he adds.

“He decided to pull a practical joke on me in front of my whole family,” Boniello says of the big day. “He acted like he forgot to give me one present for Christmas – it was in a large box.”

Playing off an inside joke that Dorough was “dangling carrots” in front of Boniello whenever they talked about marriage during their 6-year relationship, she opened the box and found three large carrots inside.

“She was laughing and trying to tell everyone the joke and by the time she turned around I was down on one knee with the real carrot,” says Dorough.

American actor David Schwimmer has launched an impassioned appeal to warn women of the rape dangers of binge drinking. The 40-year-old star, who is a director and spokesperson for the Rape Treatment Center in Los Angeles, was drawn to the cause after a female friend was sexually attacked. I praise you for your words David, but the thing is that though women are fully aware of the dangers this problems starts before the consumption of alcohol. And as long as women don’t know how to accept themselves as they are, instead of some big-busted, small waist sex goddess. THEY WILL CONTINUE TO USE A DRUG TO GET THEIR MAN. AND….THE MEN WILL ALWAYS BE AROUND TO TAKE ADVANTAGE. David if the women who want to stay way from these troubles then the only way is to make a conscious effort to get their clothing a little sober and their habits in line with most moderates. Enjoy the company of men as well, but be sure to keep a distance between the café meeting, board room meeting and bed room meetings.

Paris Hilton has sold her Hollywood mansion for $4.25 million– just 10 days after it went on the market. The troubled hotel heiress plans to move to a more secluded spot where she can escape the prying eyes of the press. Hilton is devastated she has been forced to relinquish her luxury pad. She recently said, “I feel like a lot of people know where I live so it’s time to move. I’m really upset because I love my house so much. I put so much work into it. It’s totally me. But I’m looking for something else right now.” She doesn’t need to run anywhere, all that she needs to do is to change the way she lives her life and if she ain’t prepared to do that then wherever she goes she will have company. She put her sex video on air and wanted all that fame stuff, she wanted to be the top page 3 material and now that she has been granted her wish she is having sleepless nights. Honey, you gave them your finger and they have snatched your hands and made you their bunny.

Tawny Kitaen just can’t escape the surreal life. The Bachelor Party actress sued her ex-boyfriend Monday for allegedly stealing more than $3 million in assets over the course of their four-year relationship. Kitaen is accusing real estate executive Philip W. Cyburt of fraud, conversion and breach of fiduciary duty for supposedly, among other things, forging her name on checks, pilfering her airline miles, using her credit cards and making unauthorized withdrawals from her brokerage account. That real estate guy would have been a real spy guy and would have made all the ‘money’ checks on her before he started dating her. Plan A – seduce her, if successful then jump to plan B – steal all her money as soon as possible before she get to know. There are men as well as women out there who care a damn about love and relationships, all they are looking for is someone to finance their lifestyles for free, use her/him and jump onto another wagon wheel. How dirty their minds are we can never imagine.

Amanda Bynes has come a long was since she was in that movie Big Fat Liar. But she looks good; I can’t believe she’s 21. She’s a rich movie star with her own line of clothing, a private chef, and a trainer. I’m really quite jealous. Look – I am 37, had another nervous breakdown in January, and am without Job now and trying desperate to find a new one to get my bills paid – and I sometimes would be very happy only to get some 1000 bucks from them to get by – but never ever would I change my life with one of them. Because these girls despite being so rich and classy always find their way into some major problems, be it drugs or alcohol, they had made it a habit to get busted at a road side by the cops and have multiple DUI’s every year and yet they come out smiling for the cameras to suggest that nothing really happened. So however glam they might look, how much ever money & that silly thing called fame they might have, a real cool life is having time for one in peace is what matters to me most.

Oscar award winning actress Gwyneth Paltrow is set to co-host a cooking show with celebrity chef Mario Batali. Gwyneth will be touring through Spain with Batali, sampling delicacies from each place they visit. She is fluent in Spanish so she should have no problem with the language. She told W magazine that she is looking forward to sampling everything but one thing she won’t be having is the meat. She no longer eats pork or beef. That could explain why the girl is always thin as a rail. That can’t be healthy for a person to skip out on natural proteins and vitamins. Fans of Paltrow may be interested in catching this show when it airs. Cooking shows tend to be rather boring and drab. It’s beyond me why anyone would want to torture themselves with a show about good food that you can only look at.