Paris Lands Musical Role
Thursday, August 2nd, 2007 
No it is apparently not a joke. Paris Hilton has landed a role in an upcoming musical thriller by Darren Lynn Bousman. He is best known for the “Saw” horror movie sequels. Also starring in the film will be Alexa Vega from “Spy Kids” and Paul Sorvino from “Goodfellas”. Bousman said that he auditioned over thirty actresses for the part Hilton landed and that when Paris came in she really impressed them with her voice. He says that she completely owned the part. She said that she is now practising seven times a day and that shooting will soon begin in Toronto. I can’t imagine what made anyone believe that Paris is a good singer. Didn’t well all hear that one lame attempt at an album that she made? It stunk. I don’t doubt that this movie will stink any less. It’s unfortunate that innocent actors will have to go down with her. That “Spy Kids” actress can actually sing. She shouldn’t have to suffer at the hands of a Hilton and neither should paying movie goers. But I guess that will be their mistake to make.