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Rihanna walked the catwalk and even got sandwiched between Canadian identical-twin designers Dean and Dan Caten of Dsquared2. The show was part of the Milan ready-to-wear fashion shows on Thursday.

The singer recently told some press about her worst fashion nightmare. What is she talking about? None other that the famous wardrobe malfunction that Janet Jackson experienced. Rihanna said “That’s the worst thing! You have to go for fittings to make sure the stuff is pretty secure!”

Judging by the purple dress she’s wearing in the picture, I’d say she’s secure.

Don’t get me wrong, a little lipo and lift wouldn’t be a bad thing but… I wouldn’t die for it. But what more could you really expect from Heidi Montag? All she wants is fame and money and that’s the truth. I think its funny paps follow her around because really, is she even famous? It’s not just her face. Those tatas look like a couple of fossilized jelly moulds. I’m not sure how boobs are worth it but whatever. Maybe in 20 years she will look back on this and realize what an idiot she really is. Who knows? Oh and, don’t take this as me being a plastic surgery hater cause I’m not. I’m into it. Just not in this way. If there were a mirror that all these celebrities could look into and see how that surgery would look after 15-20 years then oh my God, they all would need respiratory help to get up and live to believe that what they saw in the mirror was actually them. Headless minds would go for breast enhancements and facial improvements only to see a horror flick unveil.

This was one of the most worst kept secrets in Hollywood– Joe Simpson has finally confirmed that his daughter Ashlee Simpson had a nose job. Oh BIG surprise, she had a nosejob, she looks like a different person for crying out loud. I love how they always blame nosejobs on breathing problems — just admit it, you had a big huge massive beak and wanted smaller!! And the lpyc synch crap – how about you only sound good digitally reasserted!! I think these nose jobs and other facial restructuring are pretty much evident one the changes have been made. Just look at Demi Moore, she must had so many of other things done to her that today her face looks a complete mess. A person looks like something for some 8-10 years and suddenly they come out of a month long hibernation and you are zapped at the fresh and different look all thanks to the surgeon.

Jack Osbourne cannot believe Brad Pitt is a fan of his family TV show, The Osbournes. The star, 21, still can’t get over the fact the Ocean’s Thirteen star would rather stay in to watch the hit MTV program instead of attending celebrity events. I guess it was a choice between Tomb Raider and the Osbourne’s. Good choice Brad. Jack Osbourne cannot believe Brad Pitt is a fan X@@##! Neither can I. The timing the show must have to coincide with Brad Pitt feeling at the lowest of that day and Angelina being out shopping with the kids or having taken the kids to the amusement park, so Brad has nothing to do at home and the TV is set at the channel MTV so the poor guy manage to stick to that channel and watches The Osbournes. What torture this is I would like to ask Brad myself if I have the chance to meet him. Well I thought that Brad would have some more sensible TV viewing choices but he is going down just coz he has chosen to view this show.

Naturally Love denies all the allegations. She said, “I never did that. I would never give drugs to a teenager. Fuck you Sharon!” If Sharon had ignored the article her brother sold to the UK tabloid press, instead of going to print with her side of the story, this spat would be unlikely to have happened. I struggle to see how it has helped anybody with their problems. People always look elsewhere to point the blame when their children go the wrong way. How come she didn’t instill in her son to think for himself and to not take drugs given to him by an already known druggie? Or anyone else for that matter! This is simple. Think for yourself and teach your children to do the same. If not they will follow any trend that comes their way. Instead of going with what they believe in.

I never knew that being a good girl gone bad would also mean that she’d have good fashion gone bad. But nevertheless, people still went wild for her.

Rihanna rocked the house down at the Molson Ampitheathre in Toronto, Canada over the weekend. The Barbados-born singer wore a dominatrix-style outfit and used an umbrella to protect herself from catching the drool of her fans.

The skirt of her dress was enough of an umbrella and the multiple studded belts on her outfit was enough to steer people away. In other, much better, news, she picked up a MOBO award for Best International Artist.

Manson’s new vanity brand of creepy cocktail Mansinthe seems to be living up
to its morbid reputation. The design for the label is of a ghostly- pale
ill-looking freak with a beak hunched over a glass. SPOOKY.

At $40.00 a jug, Mansinthe www.mansinthe.com has an evil 66.6%
alcohol content. Customers beware, if the alcohol content doesn’t do you
in, the price just might.

Reverend Manson’s twisted freaky followers in America will be missing out on
sampling his devilish tasting drink (He was given the title of “Reverend
Manson” by Church of Satan founder, Anton LaVey for those of you that are
not in the know.) Absinthe is still banned because it contains a
controversial ingredient thujone, known as wormwood, a toxic chemical that
in large amounts can cause kidney failure, seizures and even death.

Absinthe used to be a trendy drink for artists and bohemians back in late
19th century Europe because of its alleged psychoactive attributes, but was
eventually banned. After prohibitions were lifted in the European Union it
is now undergoing a renaissance despite being vilified as “something that
when taken in excess can kill you.”

Manson the poster boy for all things macabre, must be laughing maniacally
all the way to the bank. The Prototype 35 limited edition has sold out.

A couple of days ago, one Avril Ramona Lavigne had an early 23rd birthday celebration at Koi. When drunk or whenever she chooses, Avril is known to be a big party pooper but this time, she was actually nice and even invited paparazzi to join in the festivities.

She may have spit at photographers before but that night, she chose to pose with them and was even friendly. The pink tiara-wearing punk princess also took her own photos with the paps and even a few shots of them alone.

Who was the girl and what the heck has she done with the real Avril who everybody hates?

Things seem to be getting serious for Hilary Duff and her boyfriend Mike Comrie because he just bought her a $100,000 birthday gift. You don’t just buy a 6 figure gift for anyone. The Duffster’s birthday is next week and her hockey player boyfriend surprised her with a Mercedes G-Wagon. I see she’s not so environmentally friendly, that vehicle would eat more than 100 gallons of furl everyday she goes to her nearest grocery store. It might have the latest safety features and pointless GPS and other gadgets on board but then how cares, just have a look at the international crude oil prices they are trading at over $82 a barrel. And then how do you upstage your ex’s new girlfriend? Get your boyfriend of the month to buy you the same car that Nicole Richie has on Nicole Richie’s birthday. Nice one Duff!

British Pop star Lily Allen has been banned form borrowing clothes from top fashion houses – because she ruins them. The smile hit maker admits she often leaves designers fuming after wearing their swanky shoes and gown to parties, only to return them in tatters. She probably sees the clothes as an integral part of her body and therefore takes
Care of the designer clothes and accessories the same way she like to care of her body and skin. “I have been banned form some fashion places because I am so crapped with things” She told, and the way she said it with such ease demonstrates that she is least bothered of taking care of things that belong to others. She is so crap with the way she dresses up and keeps her hair that it could easily be understood that during her childhood she didn’t have the sense of keeping things clean and tidy. That is something that is inculcated by your parents but at an older age she should be wise enough about these things, messy girl.

Supermodel Naomi Campbell claims she has never been put on the cover of British Vogue magazine because of her color. She says that she has asked them a million times if she could do a photo shoot for their cover but they have always refused. So she thinks she is the ultimate beauty of the modeling world or something and if vogue hasn’t taken her for their cover it’s not going to end the world. She is very beautiful and the hole world knows and acknowledges the same but she is simply so greedy that she thinks that everyone shall give her the best deals, the best packages and contracts and treat her like a queen. And if at all she is still disappointed at not having what she feels she should have had till now then why come down and play the color card, Naomi. That’s like the worst thing to do, I think these models know that they can play the color matter for their benefits so today the color thing is used to gain benefits no to raise their voice for a cause.

Teen actress Vanessa Hudgens has a secret crush on Hollywood heartthrob Matt Damon. The 18-year-old actress, who is dating her High School Musical co-star Zac Efron, admits she “loves” the 36-year-old screen star, who she met briefly in 2003. I think this is what is going to happen in the future, this girl is aiming high and higher thanks to the nude photos that have now flooded the internet, she thinks she has become the new sex symbol of Hollywood and is which wanted too. She met him briefly in 2003 and in just four years she’s is in Hollywood and recently has a big Disney hit to her name. Zac is her current boyfriend and he can be there for her for some more time, but when after a recent photo scandal she comes out and says nothing besides accepting that the pictures her actually hers’ and now the next thing she speaks is about a male heartthrob shows that she firmly has her mind set on becoming a top A list actress in Hollywood.

It seems as if the sky has decided that the only person on earth it wants to fall on is Britney Spears. Let’s just say Britney Spears’ is not having the best week ever. First, the drama with her old bodyguard, then her lawyer quit on her and now her manager, Jeff Kwatinetz of The Firm has said good bye. Okay all you people, you too feel like the sky is falling everyday on your head and if you think I am overtly concerned for Britney Spears then let me tell you guys that even I feel at times that life is being pretty hard with me and that’s why I have little sympathy for Britney coz really going through a hell of a time, wrecked off music career, close to losing the custody battle to Kevin, being bad mouthed by all her peers and a whole lot more. All I got to say is Britney Spears has some thick skin to put up with all this drama. I would definitely not be able to handle all this drama.

Christina Aguilera is looking huge these days as the powerhouse singer showed off her increasing bust line and growing baby bump when she was spotted out for dinner with her husband Jordan Bratman on Thursday night. They ate at Toscana Italian restaurant in Brentwood, California.

Christina will be performing ‘Steppin’ Out’ at the Emmy’s with they legendary Tony Bennet. Executive producer Ken Ehrlic said to OK! magazine “We’re sensitive to the pregnancy, but I can’t wait for her to sing.”

Christina still hasn’t announced it officially.

Not many people can pull off spandex, but then again, not many people happen to be Beth Ditto. The Gossip lead singer recently had a performance in a form fitting purple rubber scuba leotard. Seriously!

The proud and never shy plus sized punk princess let all her curves hand out during her performance in London on Thursday.

Now that’s a girl with confidence and conviction. Plus, she’s all real.

Let’s see Britney Spears or anyone else try to pull this one off. I don’t think even Juliette Lewis can top Beth. She can come real close, but sadly, no cigar.

Anyone can do much better than some dude from rehab…a friend of mine met her now husband in rehab and she “wonders” why he won’t stop doing drugs, she wonders this now! they are already troubled if they are in rehab get a clue! AND Lindsay looks drunk in this pic! But it’s a classic case where she found her match (though it might not be for long) at a place she is got like after so many visits to the rehab and finally she’s managed to find the guy after visiting 3 odd rehabs this year. It’s like she goes to one rehab and checks out all the guys there and then feels no there’s no one I like here, then she’ll go to anther rehab and say yes here I have a guy that could be with me for a while. The bonus is that the guy too lives in a rehab, so he has to be spoilt, a brat, a psycho and more and that’s what Lindsay is looking for some one who can strike a cord with her mental status.

While Britney Spears struggled at the Video Music Awards in Las Vegas, her ex-husband Kevin Federline threw a backyard pool party Sunday – for their two sons’ birthdays.

Personal assistants were seen picking up banners, balloons and an ice cream cake, all in the theme of the animated movie Cars, for Jayden James, who turns 1 on Wednesday, and Sean Preston, who turns two on Friday.

Spears’s parents, Jamie and Lynne, stopped by for the party at Federline’s San Fernando Valley home, joining about 20 guests. They had also visited their grandchildren the day before, while their daughter was hitting the club scene in Vegas before her widely panned VMAs performance.

Spears, 25, and Federline, 29, are embroiled in an increasingly fierce custody battle over their boys. They currently have 50-50 custody, but Federline is seeking more time, serving subpoenas on people in Spears’s inner-circle to show problems in her parenting skills.

You Did it Again Britney!

She’s smart, sassy and gorgeous. Reese Witherspoon appeared to have had it all, the hot husband, the cute kids, and a booming career–so when she had a very public split from Ryan Phillipe last year she shut off the press. But I will tell you it’s the best thing to do when you are in trouble just shut the door on the media coz none of them care for you and what’s happening to you. All they want is the news; all they want from you is to tell them the bad things that led you to the break up. Let time go, there is always a time when you can get candid and speak about the past things but in the heat of the moment all the good things about the relation with you’re hubby get forgotten and bad memories flare up. Reese had the abundance of talent in that marriage. Ryan always needed to prop himself up artificially with hubris. Yet she loved him and let him have the most power. Well, she’ll go on and he will keep propping. You know, he always seemed disconnected and uninterested when pictured with her.

Its mostly a case of mistaken identity and her I am not talking the people mistaking who is gay and who I straight, but rather it’s these hypocrite celebrities who cannot seem to make up their minds if they are gays or homosexual or what ever they wanna be. Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal were at the premiere of their move “Rendition” at the Toronto Film Festival. They both looked good and when I say they both looked good I mean Jake is a piece of rumored-gay hotness and Reese always looks perfect. I’m confused because there are always rumors about Jake being gay and Jake dating Reese. I’m beginning to think Jake and Reese are like girlfriends or something. They shop, gossip, and cry on each others’ shoulders. Again is Jake dating a woman or a man and does he then go to Reese and tell her about the trails and tribulations of his boyfriend and ask Reese to be his stress buster or what. This story is way beyond what I would like to talk about, let the two sought it sought as to who is what?