Heidi Montag Would’ve Died for Boobs

Don’t get me wrong, a little lipo and lift wouldn’t be a bad thing but… I wouldn’t die for it. But what more could you really expect from Heidi Montag? All she wants is fame and money and that’s the truth. I think its funny paps follow her around because really, is she even famous? It’s not just her face. Those tatas look like a couple of fossilized jelly moulds. I’m not sure how boobs are worth it but whatever. Maybe in 20 years she will look back on this and realize what an idiot she really is. Who knows? Oh and, don’t take this as me being a plastic surgery hater cause I’m not. I’m into it. Just not in this way. If there were a mirror that all these celebrities could look into and see how that surgery would look after 15-20 years then oh my God, they all would need respiratory help to get up and live to believe that what they saw in the mirror was actually them. Headless minds would go for breast enhancements and facial improvements only to see a horror flick unveil.