Tattle Tart

The countdown is on! Victoria Beckham and Mel B, aka Posh and Scary Spice are the only two members of the Spice Girls who are regularly in Los Angeles. But come Saturday night, it all changed.

Arguably the most talented of the group, Mel C aka Sporty Spice, arrived at the Los Angeles International Airport on Saturday night. Things are really picking up now that more than half of the group is already in town.

Emma and Geri, aka Baby and Ginger, are also expected to relocate to LA soon to join the other three Spices so they can start rehearsing together for their upcoming reunion tour.

If you think that getting hairless crotches flashed in your face is only for the likes of Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, think again. No matter where in the world you are, there’s always that whacko that airs it all out.

German pop star Deborah Sasson did just that when she arrived on the red carpet of the Radi Regenbogen Ball of the Stars Charity Gala in Mannheim on Thursday night. Sources are saying that it wasn’t a pretty sight. But then again, when are crotches ever a pretty sight when you’re in public? And why are women not wearing underwear anymore?

There were reports earlier this week that Britney Spears’ mother Lynne Spears was writing a “tell-all book” that would chronicle her daughters rise and fall from the limelight, well it turns out that rumor was only half true. It has just been confirmed that Lynne is writing a book on parenting for Christian publisher Thomas Nelson. Okay…I am going to defend Lynn Spears here. I would like to be speaking as a mom of grown children. First of all…Lynn is NO Dina Lohan! Second, Lynn didn’t raise Britney to do the things she is doing. Britney wanted a career; Lynn helped her to get that. Britney, as an adult, made the choices to screw up her life, not Lynn. No matter what Lynn said or did, as an adult, Britney would not have listened to her…and she hasn’t. Since no one has seen the manuscript Lynn is doing, it’s not fair to judge it yet. She could be bringing up all the perils and pitfalls of giving in too much to your children’s wants and desires over their actual needs.

Backstreet Boys star Nick Carter insists the group was never a “boy band” – and instead were a ‘vocal harmony group.’ The band shot to fame in the 1990s with their self-titled first album and have sold over 75 million records worldwide – but Carter is admant they didn’t take their musical cues from groups like British five piece Take That. This guy must be on drugs. Even Wiki recognizes that “A boy band is a type of pop group featuring three or more young male singers. The members are generally expected to perform as dancers as well, often executing highly choreographed sequences to their own music.” Yes, they’re a BOY BAND, DUH… It seems that after more a decade and a half gone by this dude is still trying to figure out what the bad stands for and what their identity is. He really needs to have himself diagnosed and it think he is a simple case of a person having an identity crisis.

Her hit and run case is already heating up but Britney Spears still finds ways to further ruin her chances when the pop wreck hit another photographer with her car a few days ago. The incident even left the blue-eyed Britney apologizing and being a nervous wreck.

Paparazzi spotted Britney as she was making her way out of Beverly Connection on Monday where she once again ran into a pap with her Benz. Even though the cameraman kept saying that it was his fault, Brit repeatedly apologize and even looked like she was about to cry at one point.

After getting out of there, she took refuge at the Beverly Wilshire hotel.

Gwen Stefani is a doll. Literally. Much like many female pop stars of this generation, Gwen released her own doll line. It apparently has done so well that she’s set to come out with a whole new collection. The looks of which were inspired by the look of her latest ‘Sweet Escape’ album.

Now this is the right type of marketing. Go out and offer fans things with your name instead of having brands put their name on you. And just think, we can all get our mini Gwen’s to play party animal and get them drunk and stoned with Wino’s Double Trouble Combo!

Her music sucks; she can’t sing, dance or even conduct herself properly. She eats like its her last meal, makes a spectacle of herself, her family and the good reputation she once had. I have an image in my head of Britney: At home in her million dollar mansion. It’s a mess with McDonald’s and Pizza Hut boxes all over the floor. She is in the corner barking out orders like Leona Helmsley to her underlings. All the while, she is drunk on stupidity. I remember way back when…when Britney and Christina first hit the public eye. I liked both of them, but put my money on Christina. Why? Because Christina has the voice and the confidence that goes with the voice. Britney has never has the voice, just some dance moves, teenage sexiness and good managers. Well, the fat lady is singing, “It’s all over”.

Jennifer Lopez still hasn’t confirmed her pregnancy but her husband Marc Anthony may have just revealed it through singing songs about it.

The musical couple performed at the Staples Center in Los Angeles over the weekend. Concertgoers are saying that not only was JLo looking a little on the heavy side but marc dedicated the song ‘Faithfully’ by Journey to his beloved wife. He reportedly even wept during the song saying how it held special meaning to him.

The line from the song that really got the audience going was “they say that the road ain’t no place to start a family”. How touching.

If you want to dress up like your favorite stars for Halloween but still be within the budget your parents set for you, the kids over at ElleGirl.com have come up with some cool costume suggestions. My favorite on the list happens to be Amy Winehouse.

To turn in Amy Winehouse, you will need a black mini dress, a neon bra, beehive wig, liquid eyeliner, tooth cap, fake tattoos and a black stiletto pumps. Why is it that her costume version looks better than the real Amy Winehouse?

A tip for anyone who chooses to wear this, go to rehab if you tend to party too much.

They’re unloved by much of America and most probably the rest of the world who gets to see them, but that little fact isn’t stopping the duo of reality TV villains Heidi Montag and her fiancé Spencer Pratt from doing their thing. The pair was caught in Malibu a few days ago shooting scenes for Heidi’s new music video. And I do mean pair.

I would have fully expected Spencer to be some sort of big deal when it comes to the video but I never thought he’d be the director, producer and cameraman all in one. Apparently, the couple is trying to save money by shooting the video themselves. It’s a stupid idea. But having Heidi roll around in the sand with just her bikini on is a smart move. Nice going Spencer!

Contrary to what OK! magazine reported, Vanessa Hudgens is not being dropped by Disney. Both Vanessa’s rep and a rep for Disney have gone on the record to say that they’re just rumors and that it’s not true.

So the other Disney stars, the Cheetah Girls’ Adrienne Baillon and Sabrina Bryan, need to pray a little harder if they intend to replace Vanessa. Maybe they should come out with their own nude photo scandal. What type of role model for kids is Disney trying to project these days?

I say, out with naughty Vanessa, in with the nice Cheetah Girls!

She’s baaack! Paris Hilton literally got off a plane at LAX last night and headed straight to the clubs. She got to Les Deux last night around midnight and had one thing in mind and that was to PARTY! Laissez les bontemps rouler! Partying with Stavros? So much for all the tabloids who tried to link her with Alex von Vaggo. Oh well, I don’t believe anything they write anyways. If and when there ever is some important news, Paris will no doubt have her PR people announce it. I hear that Alex is no longer her boyfriend and companion and the relation if at all it existed then it lasted just for a week or so. Paris Hilton reminds me so very much of Marlene Dietrich. She is classy and a bit naughty at the same time. It is an attractive and enticing combination in a woman, and shows real star quality. Paris can to whatever she feels like and the press love to cover whatever she is up to, that Swedish boy Alex, then her trip to Rwanda and her partying skills are the best covered.

A sure fire sign that recording artists are having a hard time selling records and tour tickets is when they settle for smaller venues like theaters, ballrooms and even malls. But I’m not really sure if Ashley Tisdale falls into the recording artist category but eh.

The Disney star kicked off her big mall tour this past weekend at Polaris in Columbus, Ohio. The High School Musical actress/singer performed three songs and danced along with two backup dancers. And here’s something new when it comes to up and coming pop stars – she didn’t lipsynch!

Now, I’m not sure if we can classify her in the pop star category either.

Joss Stone earned a lot of success in the UK but now that she’s in the US, everyone just thinks of her as a no good slut. The British singer has had four managers in the last five years and she’s fired them all. Now, two of them are speaking out on everything that Joss is doing wrong.

In an interview with The Mail on Sunday, Alex Cole and Ron Stone spoke out about Joss. Stone said that, “She’s making a lot of wrong decisions at the moment” while Cole said that “She’s tough and she’s not easy to manage. She’s young, a free spirit, who thinks that she can conquer the world on her own. She thinks she doesn’t need anyone telling her what to do or how to do it.”

Diva-like behavior can ruin your career Joss. But then again, there’s not career to really speak of.

In her first interview since announcing her upcoming trip to Africa, Paris Hilton, known for her party girl hijinks and reality television show, “The Simple Life,” reveals details about the trip, her plans to take her life in a different direction and perhaps another reality TV show. I am feeling sleepy never ever party brat girls like Paris tell they want to get sober, nothing wrong it getting sober for a change but you have to say that it’s very difficult to change habits that you have come to be synonyms with for the better part of your life and major part of your adulthood. I don’t think she will ever be taken seriously as an actress but yeah every time she is there in a sex tape I’d say she can do really well if her partner in sex crimes is good enough to shake her boobs of her chest. I could never take her seriously. Too much water NOT under the bridge…she is just not my cup of tea…

Female rapper Foxy Brown, real name Inga Marchand, is already in jail serving a one-year sentence for violating her probation. She was supposed to have her arraignment on Friday but she chose to not show.

Why? In true diva fashion, she dissed the court because her hair and makeup weren’t done and she that she was hungry. Say what?!

Foxy was supposed to be at court early in the morning but when the bus from Rikerst Island to Brooklyn arrived, she refused to go because she wasn’t ready. When a second bus was arranged, she still refused because she hadn’t had lunch yet.

Foxy now has a scheduled appearance in court on Tuesday and if she refuses to show for that, the court could issue an order allowing officers to put her in handcuffs and force her on the bus.

She screws up a lot of times and yet she still gets some rewards. Maybe that’s what’s wrong in her life.

Britney Spears had a hearing about having her two sons visit overnight. However, when it came time for the hearing, the fallen pop star came in an astounding five hours late! And yet, a Los Angeles judge found reason to throw her a bone on Thursday when Britney was granted one night a week when she can have Sean Preston and Jayden James sleep over at her house. That is, with a court-appointed monitor of course.

Now that she and her mom Lynne are doing good, Brit reportedly wants her mom to be the monitor. What?!

It seems that Ashlee Simpson has some more dance moves under her sleeves than that monkey dance she did to cover up her SNL mishap. She showed all off it when she went wild at a Hennessy party a couple of nights ago. Looks like someone had a little too much to drink.

The younger Simpson sister was spotted starting a mosh pit at the Hennessy Artistry Finale on the Paramount lot in LA. She was shoving around her girlfriends while her boyfriend Pete Wentz and his band Fall Out Boy rocked it on stage.

She may have been dancing goofy, but you got to give it to her for keeping the crowd rowdy for her main squeeze’s performance.

You freaks at fox, these people are your target audience, way to alienate them you inbred morons. All for what amounts to a few pennies for you. Jesus Christ, let the kids have a little fun. Oh wait. Your the same fox as fox news…you don’t know how to have fun or use common sense for that matter. They could have let the show run and tried to negotiate a deal with McClung and party, but no. what these fans [and whedon] should do is organize and boycott fox. Seriously…this is one show from 7 SEASONS OF SHOWS. You people at fox are the epitome of greed and stupidity. Kids love a few things and then slowly it becomes a thing close to their heart that the treasure very much and when they are hurt they can be really hurt. They do not understand the greediness of you people sitting at the studios and deciding what the kids can watch.

Michelle Rodriguez screwed up so many times while on probation that a judge has decided to send her back to jail and I don’t think this time is gonna be an in and out situation like the last. She must report to L.A. County jail by December 24, 2007. Aww, too bad for Michelle, oh the judge is sending her to jail just a day before Christmas, I think she must have been the one to told the judge that if she were sent near to Christmas day then all the paps would be on a vacation enjoying Christmas and therefore the hard eyes of the media won’t poke her in a hurry so the judge might have been kind enough to let her one wish in. Damn what a Christmas present!! I guess I’m too scary a person. The idea of jail does not appeal to me and if I got off with probation, I would everything I was told to do!!