I often report new pregnancies in the celebrity world. I can’t help it. It’s usually happy news for couples that seem excited and confident about impending parenthood.

I also often report about the bizarre behaviour of junkie and punk rocker, Pete Doherty. It’s entertaining and usually mind-boggling the way the man thinks.

Now mix the two together. That’s right the cruel world of fate has actually allowed the man to create life; again. The goddaughter of Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson claims to be three months pregnant by Pete Doherty.

She says, “The baby is Peter’s. There is no doubt about that. I was a virgin when I met Peter and when we had sex. He knows about the baby. I told him I was pregnant the moment I found out shortly after Christmas. We are only in contact by phone.”

Apparently her parents are yet to know they are due to become grandparents. Well telling the newspapers will certainly change that…

A spokesman for Doherty claimed, “Pete says he doesn’t know who this girl is.”

Posted: January 21st, 2008 under Celebrity Babies, Pete Doherty, Silly, Singers.
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Attention Zac Efron fans - oh wait, do any actually read this?

For those who care, the High School Musical star was rushed to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center on Tuesday for an emergency appendectomy. His rep says, “Zac had his appendix removed and is recuperating.”

Sorry, folks, no nose job, no enhancements….just an appendectomy. But he’s fine, ok? Yes, High School Musical 3 will go on as scheduled.

You can all return to something you actually care about now.

Posted: January 21st, 2008 under Actors, Zac Efron.
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