Beckham’s Dog Days
Tuesday, February 5th, 2008
Anyone who has taken a whiff of David Beckham’s colognes (Instinct and Intimately Beckham) knows they have a sexy, rugged smell to them. But, apparently it isn’t quite as intimately Beckham as we might have thought. Seems he doesn’t even smell like that.
His teammates with the L.A. Galaxy have been teasing him, saying he smells like a combination of lavender, rainbows, and puppies. All I can say is….GROSS!! Have you ever REALLY smelled a puppy that you’d wanna sleep with? I mean, REALLY sleep with? There’s the breath and the smell of the outdoors…not my type, exactly.
I guess we all knew Posh was weird, but we just didn’t know how weird.