DEAR RAFFA, THIS IS NO TIME TO BE A DIVA
Boo hoo, too bad for Anne Hathaway’s ex boyfriend. The thief, also known as Raffaello Follieri, has asked officials for a jailhouse move because his health has deteriorated due to “unspeakably unsanitary” conditions at his current jail.
Uhmm, DUUUUUUUUUUUUH, it’s jail – NOT the Four Seasons Hotel!
Follieri’s lawyer said in a letter to prison authorities that the crook has had to contend with rotten food, foul odors and unclean toilets and as result is running a fever and has blood in his urine:
“He says that he cannot eat because the food appears to be spoiled and that the toilet and shower facilities are unspeakably unsanitary. There is excrement in the shower and rats are roaming freely in the area. He says the stench is intolerable.”
What did he expect? A king size bed with room service? Get real!!!
You gotta learn to toughen up!

she is in love, he is not