Archive for March 19th, 2009

Rihanna and Chris Brown have split up

Thursday, March 19th, 2009


Following the incendiary rumor that the couple has reunited, now we find out that Rihanna and Chris Brown have actually split-up. A source said the following about this most enigmatic relationship: “Chris and Rihanna are on opposite coasts right now. They are taking a break.” Don’t you just love these cat and mouse games? Probably not long will pass until Rihanna and Chris Brown will be back together and then the circle shall continue. And this will carry on until the pattern breaking element which we shall randomly call “Chris Brown goes to jail”. But he probably won’t tarry there too long… and then Rihanna’s situation will change toward the unpredictable.