Archive for March 23rd, 2009

Parents ban Kelly Osbourne from marry fiancé

Monday, March 23rd, 2009


Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne have reportedly banned their daughter Kelly Osbourne from marrying her fiancé Luke Worrall for another five years. Kelly Osbourne has just finished her third stint at a rehab center where she received treatment for alcohol & drug addiction.

Her mother Sharon Osbourne insists that she won’t be particular about Luke Worrall’s condition but according to her Kelly needs to grow up big time before she can even think of getting married.

Sharon says, “Neither of them is ready for domestic bliss right now.” Astonishingly Kelly approves of the same. She says, “I’d become one of those cracked out housewives with a vacuum cleaner, hopped up on Dexedrine.”

The entire family is crocked and should be titled the weirdest family in Hollywood. Even if she is allow to get married 5 years later she should be banned for life from giving birth. The world will be a safer place without the Osbourne family around.