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Bosses at an American lodge are offering Twilight fans a holiday package to re-enact the hit vampire series.

The Kalaloch Lodge in Washington, which is 30 miles from the town of Forks where the hit film series is based upon, is offering fans the chance to live out their Twilight fantasies.

For $149 per night, Twilight fans can buy the Bella package, which includes a Twilight dessert, a map of Forks with specific locations from the book highlighted and Twilight trivia, according to RadarOnline.com.

Fans can also book an original Twilight package, which includes a two-night stay.

The lodge overlooks the Pacific Ocean and visitors can undertake a number of activities linked to the vampire book series.

Activities include beachcombing at the beaches where Bella and pals visited and hiking in the forests where the werewolves and vampires fought.

Visitors can also take a trip to places featured in the series such as Forks High School, Forks Community Hospital and the homes of the Swanns and the Cullens.

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