Lily Allen is terrified she is turning into her mother. The ‘Smile’ singer - who traveled to the US this weekend to finish work on her new album - is so worried she is showing the same traits as her mother Alison it is making her feel sick.

She wrote on her blog: “We did go to my favorite sushi place last night, Ita-cho on Beverly. The miso eggplant (aubergine) is to die for, and the grilled peppers were pretty killer. ‘To die for, killer?’ Oh my god, I think I am getting old and uncool, I just used naff adjectives to describe something I like. Like my mother saying, ‘groovy’ or ‘yumsville’. Oh my god I’m going to be sick! I hope that was the jet lag talking.”

Lily also revealed she was treated to a ride in an airport buggy. She added: “They drove us to the gate on one of those buggy things as well, which was really fun, never been on one of those before. I don’t think all the business men liked us very much, some pink haired weirdo!”

Posted: June 12th, 2008 under FUNNY, Girls, Life, Lily Allen, Silly, Singers.
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Actress Gwyneth Paltrow has broken her toes THIRTY times because she keeps bumping into things.

She even fractured her knee filming new blockbuster Iron Man. Gwyn, 35, said: “In my stupidity I bashed into something,”

She told US chat show host David Letterman she calls herself a “moron” — adding: “I don’t know what’s wrong with me. It’s inexplicable.”

Still…at least the girl can act.

Posted: April 30th, 2008 under Actress, FUNNY, Gwyneth Paltrow, Movies.
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Kerry Katone has warned hubby that she will divorce him if a lie detector test proves that rumours are true – that he has been cheating on her.

The former Atomic Kitten star will this week make Mark Croft take a polygraph test after allegations that he has had affairs with two women.

If he refuses to take it, or fails it, she has told him their 13-year marriage is over.

A source close to the couple confirmed: “If Mark’s not telling the truth, he’s out.”

The crunch came last week after she apparently found a text on his mobile from a mystery woman saying I Love You. She was so upset she checked into The Priory for three days.

The couple are currently starring in fly-on-the-wall TV series Crazy In Love. But Kerry has no intention of letting makers MTV film the test—indicating her bid to discover the truth about Croft’s flings is no stunt.

Posted: March 24th, 2008 under Celebrities, FUNNY, Girls, Gossip, Kerry Katona, Silly.
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J-Lo’s husband Marc Anthony is such a natural with their new twins - the singer and her staff have nicknamed him the ‘Burp Whisperer’.

The Latino hunk is so taken with newborns Max and Emme that he has been helping tend to the tots day and night.

He said: “I’m so excited. I’m so hands-on with them that the household developed a nickname for me. They call me the Burp Whisperer. I told Jennifer, nothing you do is small. Everything you do it on such large scale. The first time you give birth, you give birth to twins.”

Posted: March 17th, 2008 under Celebrity Babies, FUNNY, Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony, Music Artist.
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Yesterday I reported that Potter star Daniel Radcliffe was being protected by former SAS guards after a threat on his life. But that’s not enough for our star.

The stalker target also wanted a two-man SAS team to walk his dogs. The Potty star is afraid beloved pets Binka and Nugget will be kidnapped and killed.

He also requested that 15 SAS men guard him. But he was instead assigned four ex-SAS officers by his management who told him: “You’re Harry Potter, not J-Lo!”

The stalker, in his 20s, has shown up at Daniel’s home and favourite diners in West London.

Posted: March 6th, 2008 under Actress, Daniel Radcliffe, FUNNY, Harry Potter, Movies.
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Lily Allen is most definitely going from one low to another. She just can’t get a break! The singer’s highly hyped new talk show has premiered to disastrous ratings. ‘Lily Allen and Friends’ only had 255,000 viewers for its first broadcast on BBC3. That’s far off from the network’s average of 466,000 viewers for her time slot. I guess those people in the audience that walked out before the taping even reached halfway through weren’t the only ones who thought Lily was a big bomb. But then again, if putting a whole fist in your mouth is all the talent you do on your show then yeah, you would be a bomb.

Posted: February 16th, 2008 under FUNNY, Girls, Life, Lily Allen, Silly.
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Backstreet Boys’ unofficial front mat Nick Carter was caught as he took a quick pick into his nose when he was waiting to check in on Monday at LAX International Airport in Los Angeles, California. Whether it was a pick, a scratch or complete nasal penetration, it’s all the joys of the nose pick. You better just hope you don’t get caught in public.

Nick is going to join the rest of his man band soon as The Backstreet Boys ‘Unbreakable Tour’ will kick off on February 16 in Tokyo, Japan and will end on May 14 in London, England. So far, there aren’t any stops in the US.

Posted: February 14th, 2008 under Backstreet Boys, Concert, FUNNY, Gossip.
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She is officially the hottest, well, make that most popular girl around. Ugly Betty has finally managed to get her own doll.

Made by Madame Alexander, it is a perfect representation of the America Ferrera character. But they aren’t available just yet. The doll will be offered in both 8 and 18 inch versions and will be available starting in May.

Posted: February 9th, 2008 under Dolls, FUNNY, Girls, Movies.
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Joss Stone, the British girl that we all thought we could love is at it again with her diarrhea mouth. And she wonders why people hate her these days.

In a recent interview, she ranted about people hating on her for her accent saying “At the end of the day, I don’t give a f**k if people have a problem with my accent. That’s all I can say about it. The words I say do not change. If the way that it sounds is skew-whiff and you don’t like it, don’t listen. I’m not being a cruel person by sounding a different way. I made my album with a bunch of Americans. When people go to Australia for two weeks they come back sounding Australian - but the whole world doesn’t turn round and say, ‘Well, f**k you.’ Which is basically what England had done. Obviously not everybody in England. But the big press people. They were just like, ‘You know what? We’ve decided we don’t like you anymore.’”

Posted: January 30th, 2008 under FUNNY, Girls, Gossip, Joss Stone, Music, Music Artist, Silly, Singers.
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Hmm, well not really. Hilary claims that she is a murderer, after leaving her pet hermit crab out in the sun when she was a child. Doesn’t really chalk up to the most wanted list though Hilary. Accidents happen.

Hilary said: “When I was young, I was given a hermit crab. Its shell was painted with spots. I left him outside to get some sun, but when I picked him up the next day, he’d jellified. It was disgusting. I’m a murderer!”

The 20-year-old star, who has four pet dogs, also revealed she is such a fan of pooches she would be happiest living in a “weird house full of dogs”.

She said: “I’m one of those crazy dog people! If I could I would live on a huge ranch with lots of dogs. I’d be so happy. People would say, ‘Whatever happened to Hilary Duff?’ And others would say, ‘Oh, she lives in the weird house with all the dogs.’”

O-K then.

Posted: January 17th, 2008 under Actress, FUNNY, Girls, Hilary Duff, Silly, Singers.
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It seems that money is becoming a big issue when it comes to the Queen of Pop. First, her so-called charity Running Malawi came under fire for supposedly siphoning money out of Gucci for Kabbalah. Now, it’s her monthly drinking water expenses. Madonna is spending so much on water that she might as well be drinking gold.

According to In Touch, the singer reportedly spends $10,000 per month on specially blessed Kabbalah water for her and her family of five. A small bottle of the special water costs $5/pop. A close pal of Madonna says that the singer drinks a lot of water and that “this is the only stuff she will touch”.

Posted: January 14th, 2008 under FUNNY, Gossip, Madonna, Music Artist, Shopping, Silly, Singers.
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Amy Winehouse’s trademark beehive hairstyle has had the chop – things are looking brighter for Amy as she reveals her remaining locks dyed peroxide blonde.

The Rehab singer unveiled her new look as she talked about her ‘drunk’ personality; admitting, “I’m a terrible drunk. Drinking long-term is a lot worse than doing heroin. Alcohol’s a real poison. I’m not a nice drunk. If I go to the gym and I have a drink, I’m lovely to be around. But if I haven’t been training or if there’s something bothering me, I’m a terrible drunk.”

Last night pals said Amy’s new do was the work of her hairdresser Alex Foden — who lives in her block of flats in Bow, East London. A friend said: “She just said she felt like it. She’d thought about having a blonde beehive but decided on the shorter look.”

Amy’s 1960s-style beehive has been central to her image since she shot to international fame last year. A spokesman for the star said: “She wanted a new look for the New Year.”

Does a new look mean a new Amy? Watch this space…

Posted: January 13th, 2008 under Amy Winehouse, FUNNY, Famous People, Fashion, Girls, Music Artist, Silly, Singers.
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Even celebrities are not immune to the cravings for the latest gossip. Gwyneth Paltrow even goes so far as to admit it.

She says, “It’s very addictive to see what people are doing and wearing and saying – and who is breaking up.”

She knows all too well, though, the dangers in believing everything you read. Gwyneth realizes that much of what is printed is inaccurate or is only part of the story. She is quick to deny any of the rumors that say her marriage with Coldplay singer Chris Martin is in trouble. She says, “We’re not into doing stuff in public together.”

Hey, who can resist a good gossip rag? Reading about someone else’s misfortune makes us feel a little better about ourselves.

Posted: January 11th, 2008 under Actress, FUNNY, Gossip, Gwyneth Paltrow.
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Who knew that ‘Gossip Girl’ star Chace Crawford and former NSYNC member JC Chasez were friends? The two were reportedly joined at the hip in Miami Beach this past weekend. On Sunday alone, the new buddies hit up at least three parties together.

First, they had dinner at a Stereo NYC hosted event at the Kobe Club. Then it was off to The Florida Room’s pre-New Year’s Eve party at the Delano. And then, at 3 in the morning, Chace and JC were seen still partying it up at Mokai. This is not helping those gay rumors circling JC. We all know that Chace is dating Carrie Underwood so we can cross that off his list.

Posted: January 5th, 2008 under Carrie Underwood, Celebrities, Chace Crawford, FUNNY, Friends, Girls, Gossip, Gossip Girl, Life, Music Artist, Singers.
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And this time it’s not a rumor. It’s just not the Spears you’d expect.

Britney comes up clean in this one. Instead, the mother-to-be is Britney’s teenage sister and Nickelodeon star Jamie Lynn. She has announced that she is pregnant at age 16 by 18 or 19 years old boyfriend Casey Aldridge.

Most of Jamie Lynn’s fans are in the “tween” age of 8-12. She is the star of Nickelodeon’s show Zoey 101. Parents are concerned about the lack of solid female teen role models for their children.

Well, at least she has her big sister Britney for advice….on how NOT to raise children. Her family says they like Casey Aldridge and believe he will stand by Jamie Lynn and take care of this baby.

I’d be worried about taking care of my own baby, if I were you, Mrs. Spears.

Posted: December 22nd, 2007 under Britney Spears, FUNNY, Girls, Jamie Lynn Spears, Selebs Pregnancy, Silly, Teens.
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Former NSYNC member Lance Bass is the cover boy of the new issue of The Advocate for the magazine’s special 1,000th issue. In the accompanying interview, Lance talks about his life, love and celebrity blogs.

A notable quote from Lance was when he was asked about hiding his homosexuality when he was still in NSYNC. He says “I was always watching what I said, what I did, […] You would learn so many things throughout the years, like, gay people do this and gay people say this. I remember one time someone told me that if you say the word so a lot, that’s a tell that you’re gay. I was so afraid to say the word so in anything I did! That’s how crazy things got for me.”

Posted: December 17th, 2007 under Boys, FUNNY, Gossip, Images, Magazine, Music, Music Artist, NSYNC, Personal Thoughts, Silly, Singers.
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Wednesday was a good day for Shia LeBeouf as prosecutors read a letter from Walgreens Co. stating that they are not going to continue their suit against him.

The former Disney channel star and current star of “Transformers” was charged with misdemeanor criminal trespassing after he was arrested on November 4th. He was shopping in a Chicago Walgreens drugstore when a security guard told him to leave because he appeared to be drunk. Shia refused and police were called.

No sobriety tests were done because Shia was not driving a vehicle.

Oh my goodness, call the cops; he’s trying to buy cold medicine….the horror!

Posted: December 13th, 2007 under Actors, Celebrities, FUNNY, Images, Movies, News Flash, Personal Thoughts, Scandal, Shia LeBeouf, Silly.
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No I haven’t been drinking and yes I DO mean an Oompa Loompa…as in the little orange men from Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. And no I am NOT on drugs.

Hollywood princess Paris Hilton was out partying with her boyfriend in a Miami nightclub at the weekend, when she became involved in a bizarre scene that involved rescuing performer Robin Sherwood as he was crushed by an over enthusiastic crowd.

A fellow clubber added: “Paris Hilton stayed with him until an ambulance came to take care of him. Paris was great, she was there until he was turned over to the medical technicians.”

Apparently Paris and Richard are very close friends; with Paris and close friends and family supporting a campaign to help Richard get treatment for his kidney failure.

See celebs are real people sometimes. And Oompa Loompas do exist – at least in Paris’s world anyway!

Posted: December 12th, 2007 under Celebrities, FUNNY, Girls, Gossip, Heiress, Images, Paris Hilton, Party, Personal Thoughts.
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Juanes – he’s that hot Colombian musician that happens to be one of the country’s biggest music stars. The other one is Shakira. While Shakira is recognizable no matter where she goes, I can’t say the same for Juanes.

Earlier in the week, Juanes was at LAX and the crooner had to tell the photographers just who the heck he was. Paps actually referred to him as ‘guy with guitar’. I guess it goes to show that you can be as big as you can get but still mean absolutely nothing to some. Ouch! Maybe he should wear a nametag next time.

Posted: December 7th, 2007 under FUNNY, Las Vegas.
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Madonna has upset RSPCA campaigners this week after she dyed a bunch of sheep for a recent photo shoot. Blue, pink, yellow, green; I bet if you drove past that field you would wonder what was in the water! It was all in aid of Vogue book entitled Vogue Living: Houses, Gardens and People which features over 36 celebrity homes and gardens.

RSPCA officials claim the 49-year-old singer is “irresponsible and unnecessary”, fearing it could spark copycat incidents over the country. But it’s all ok…it’s art after all. The reasons Madge and hubby Guy Ritchie claim are behind this is that they are paying homage to famous snapper Cecil Beaton.

Oh, well, that’s ok then. Never mind the poor sheep; I mean is pink even in this season?

Posted: November 29th, 2007 under Celebrities, FUNNY, Fashion, Images, Madonna, Music, Performance, Pink, Scandal, Silly, Singers, Songs, Video.
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