Amy Winehouse’s rat husband Blake Fielder-Civil is plotting drug-fuelled sex romps with a woman jailbird he has never even met. He told her of his kinky fantasies in a series of astonishing letters from his own cell.

He said he had dumped the Back to Black singer after she confessed to sleeping with two men while he has been locked up. But he wanted to stay friends and bed her too on his release. The jobless junkie even claimed Amy had seen some of the filthy notes — and hinted she could join them for a threesome.

Amy, who declared her undying love for Fielder-Civil at a chaotic Glastonbury set on Saturday, is not thought to know the full extent of his cheating plans. They emerged after Melissa Goldstone — serving two-and-a-half years for conspiracy to supply class A drugs — wrote wishing him luck in beating heroin in prison, as she had done.

Sleazy Fielder-Civil, 25, soon started talking about bondage and violent heroin-fuelled orgies. In a dozen X-rated letters spanning almost all of his seven months inside, he told blonde Melissa how he will perform unnatural sex acts on her.

He gloated: “I’ll bend you all over the place, with my hand round your throat.”

In a note the 24-year-old received last month, he detailed a four-page fantasy so graphic most of it cannot be printed. He said if Melissa ever visited him in jail he would perform a sex act on her under the table. He then imagined their first night together as free people — romping in a restaurant toilet.

The error-strewn message continued: “I squeeze your throat whilst your s****** me and I ask you if your a dirty b***h.” He then described a deeply disturbing sex fantasy before signing off: “At most we’ve got to wait ten weeks for the best snog of our lives!! Miss you Lissy, love and rockets, your Blakey x x x.”

Another time he wrote: “I’ve told Amy about you and read a bit of one of your letters. It turns her on and she wants to meet ya. I think she might write to you cuz she asked for your address. I don’t want her to know about all the personal things I’ve written to you about but you can tell her we write dirty, naughty letters to each other if you want.” Hinting at a threesome, he continued: “She’ll probably want you to write one to her! So I’m not sure how everything’s going to work out but I have a few nice ideas!! We’ll just see, innit?”

He also said Amy confessed to flings with her manager’s aide Alex Haines, 22, and American photographer Blake Wood, 21.

He forgave her cheating the first time — but “then she does it again. So I’ve ended it. She never wrote or turned up anyway so it ain’t like anything’s changed.” He went on: “Me and Amy are always gonna be close but we’ve decided we’re better as friends. The fact is we’re in an open relationship (well I didn’t know we were til recently!!!) but I don’t want that. I just want a loyal sweet, staunch, slutty girlfriend.”

In letters written either in Pentonville’s C block or segregation unit, depending on his behaviour that week, he then invited Melissa on a six-month drugs trip to Thailand.

He wrote: “We can just sun ourselves, I can f*** you all over the country and the gear there is f****** unreal!!! Something to look forward to innit??” He signed off: “love love love and long leather gloves. Your Blakey x x x.”

Posted: July 2nd, 2008 under Amy Winehouse, Cheating, Jail Time.
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Prepare for more craziness. Amy Winehouse may reunite with her convict of a husband Blake Fielder-Civil sooner than the courts may have originally wanted. New reports have surfaced saying that Blake may be able to go home in around 8 weeks. Blake’s high powered attorneys, likely being paid for by Wino, are said to be ready to go to battle on a number of legal issues. An insider says “His lawyers have been working hard and are hopeful of a good result. Needless to say, Amy is on tenterhooks and is really excited about the possibility of having him home.”

Posted: April 15th, 2008 under Amy Winehouse, Jail Time, Singers.
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It’s pretty much a given that Aaron Carter needs to go to jail but did his dogs have to suffer too? The former pop star’s doggies were collateral damage when he got busted by the cops for speeding and subsequently for possession of at least two ounces of pot. He was traveling with two pit bulls, one puppy and one full-grown. When Aaron was taken to jail, his dogs went to the pound. As soon as he got out, Aaron went to Sam B. Coffey Animal Shelter to retrieve them and had to pay a $70 impound fee. The woman who runs the shelter says that Aaron was “extremely happy to see his dogs and they were well cared-for.”

Posted: February 26th, 2008 under Jail Time, Music Artist, Singers, Teens.
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Michelle Rodriguez fears her career may be over now that she faces jail on D.U.I charges. The former Lost actress, who has committed a string of traffic-related offenses including hit-and-run and driving while under the influence of alcohol, was sentenced to 180 days in prison after lying about completing community service. She is right if she thinks that her career could be over, at least she has the feeling that she has committed some errors against the laws of this country and she could have to pay dearly for that. I know if she drops her rates or price of working in a project there are many stupid producers who will sign her up because she is hot actually she is very hot and guys just love to see her on screen. She writes, “When I moved here to Hollywood, California four years ago….excess became my only remedy. Yeah, it took me a lot of falls to wake up, breathe, and appreciate again. I have reached the end of my rope with regards to my career. It has taken me two years to slow down and pay attention.”

Posted: November 1st, 2007 under Actress, Alcohol, Celebs Rehab, D.U.I., Jail Time, Life, Scandal, Silly, TV Show, Television.
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Female rapper Foxy Brown, real name Inga Marchand, is already in jail serving a one-year sentence for violating her probation. She was supposed to have her arraignment on Friday but she chose to not show.

Why? In true diva fashion, she dissed the court because her hair and makeup weren’t done and she that she was hungry. Say what?!

Foxy was supposed to be at court early in the morning but when the bus from Rikerst Island to Brooklyn arrived, she refused to go because she wasn’t ready. When a second bus was arranged, she still refused because she hadn’t had lunch yet.

Foxy now has a scheduled appearance in court on Tuesday and if she refuses to show for that, the court could issue an order allowing officers to put her in handcuffs and force her on the bus.

Posted: October 15th, 2007 under Foxy Brown, Jail Time, Music, Silly.
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Michelle Rodriguez screwed up so many times while on probation that a judge has decided to send her back to jail and I don’t think this time is gonna be an in and out situation like the last. She must report to L.A. County jail by December 24, 2007. Aww, too bad for Michelle, oh the judge is sending her to jail just a day before Christmas, I think she must have been the one to told the judge that if she were sent near to Christmas day then all the paps would be on a vacation enjoying Christmas and therefore the hard eyes of the media won’t poke her in a hurry so the judge might have been kind enough to let her one wish in. Damn what a Christmas present!! I guess I’m too scary a person. The idea of jail does not appeal to me and if I got off with probation, I would everything I was told to do!!

Posted: October 12th, 2007 under Gossip, Hollywood, Jail Time, Life, Michelle Rodriguez, Silly.
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On the Hollywood starlet scale of justice, Lindsay Lohan rates more of a Nicole Richie than a Paris Hilton. Her father said that jail would be devastating for her? Oh cry me a river. Paris got through 23 days just fine… and is possibly a better person for it. One day in jail isn’t going to do a **** bit of good. Neither has rehab… so far, though I’m sure 3 months in jail would do wonders. I really do hope this time rehab works, if not for her, than for all the people who have to share the road with her. She has been one lucky little girl. I find it maddening (to say the least) that the court seems to put so little importance on what she’s done. If she had been wandering around crazy drunk shooting off a loaded gun at people, and missing, she would still be charged with SOMETHING more significant for being in possession of and discharging a dangerous weapon. Only instead of a gun, the dangerous weapon is a car and she’s been fortunate not to hit anyone. It’s a shame that some innocent person may have to loose their life before the courts, and Lohan’s parents, wise up.

Posted: August 24th, 2007 under Celebrities, Celebs Rehab, Drugs, Gossip, Images, Jail Time, Lindsay Lohan, Movies, Music, Nicole Richie, Silly.
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With the party girls like Lindsay and Britney getting ‘clean’, Paris becoming a new woman after her jail stint and Amy Winehouse MIA because she’s too hung over, it would seem like Lily Allen would be out only source of entertainment.

In the new issue of UK Star magazine, Lily took a few more jabs at her two favorite targets in the form of Amy Winhouse and Paris Hilton. When it came to Amy, she said “I think she has a cool voice. But saying that, I don’t think it’s her real voice.” When asked about Paris, she said “I think Paris is amazing. I mean she’s hideous, but I think she’s amazing at the same time. I love her. I think The Simple Life is genius. I can never figure out if she plays up to it or not.”

With friends like her, who needs enemies?

Posted: July 13th, 2007 under Celebrities, Gossip, Jail Time, Lily Allen, Music, Party, Silly.
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For a few hours on Friday (June 8), it looked like Paris Hilton wasn’t even going to show up for a hearing to determine whether she would be sent back to jail. And then, when she finally did make it to the courthouse, she probably wished she hadn’t.
Judge Michael Sauer ordered Hilton back to jail, to serve out “the remainder of her sentence” after a brief hearing, despite her lawyer’s pleas that a return would be “dangerous” to the heiress.
According to several media outlets, after the decision was read, Hilton screamed out, “It’s not right” and was escorted from the courthouse, in tears, by two deputies, one holding each of her arms. AP reported Hilton cried out to her mother, Kathy, who embraced her husband, Rick, and sobbed. Hilton reportedly looked back at her parents several times, as she was led out of the courtroom. Before Sauer handed down his order, Hilton repeatedly turned to her parents and mouthed the words “I love you”.
Several of Hilton’s supporters gathered outside the courthouse to show their support, and according to AP, most seemed devastated by the news. One of them, a man identified as Chino, California, resident Jake Byrd, cried out “No! No! No!” as a court spokesman informed a horde of reporters outside of Sauer’s ruling.
Hilton served three days at the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood. She was admitted to the facility to begin serving her sentence for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case directly after attending the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday night.
Her original 45-day sentence had been reduced to 23 for various reasons, including good behavior, but part of the reassignment included reinstating the original sentence.
Hilton was arrested on charges of driving while intoxicated in September and pleaded no contest in January. She was sentenced to three years’ probation and her license was suspended. The following month, she was caught driving with the suspended license, which was ruled a probation violation.

Posted: June 12th, 2007 under Celebrities, Gossip, Jail Time, Paris Hilton, Silly.
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Nicole Richie’s association with Paris Hilton was not a very good career choice. Now she might have finally realized it as she declared she was “nervous”. The reason is that Nicole is thinking she might follow Hilton to jail. She was charged with DUI in February after police stopped her and found that Nicole was under the influence of a drug and alcohol.

On the other hand Nicole Richie admits she has to take responsibility for her actions and will deal with the consequences of her acts. Let us now hope that she will also understand that hanging out with Paris Hilton is a bad move. While Nicole can only suffer, Paris basically built her superstar status on such moves and jail is something that only gives her more fans. Weird enough, this is the case!

Posted: May 30th, 2007 under Celebrities, Drugs, Gossip, Images, Jail Time, Nicole Richie, Silly.
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